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Cynicism is an attitude or state of mind characterized by a general distrust of others' apparent motives or ambitions, or a general lack of faith or hope in the human race or in individuals with desires, hopes, opinions, or personal tastes that a cynic perceives as unrealistic or inappropriate, therefore deserving of ridicule or admonishment. It is a form of jaded negativity, and other times, realistic criticism or skepticism.


clientsfromhell:

I sent a client an HD video, created at the customary HD 16:9 aspect ratio.

Client: Please send me a 4:3 thumbnail of the video.

Me: Okay, sure.

I cut a 3:4 thumbnail out of the 16:9 one and sent it.

Client: I can’t see the whole screen! Please send a 4:3 thumbnail that preserves the…

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clientsfromhell:

I’m a photographer, reviewing a set of portraits delivered to a client.

Client: I don’t like it.

Me: What don’t you like about it?

Client: It needs more…oooomph.

Me: You asked for a light and airy feel, and you wore all white and wanted a white background…

Client: You should have told me what I wanted. 

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clientsfromhell:

In a meeting with a client to discuss ways to increase the visibility of a client’s website…

Me: As you can see, [your competitor] ranks better for all the important keywords. To pass them in the near future, I suggest-

Client: Well try [own company name].

Me: Yes, you rank first for that. However, that shouldn’t be your main focus, since-

Client stands up, does an enthusiastic “I showed you” fist pump, and just stares at me.

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clientsfromhell:

When I asked the client for the login information on their network, they provided me with a username and the password “unique.”

This wasn’t the first time I’d worked for them, and each time, I would receive a different set of login credentials. However, the password was always the same.

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Production DesignAliens (1986)

by Peter Lamont

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(Source: halloweenmagick, via vace-de-noces)

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have these two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have these two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

(via atrociousfubear)

(via atrociousfubear)

tispeculiar:

Completed Inquisitor cosplay by SKSProps - wow amazing..

tispeculiar:

Completed Inquisitor cosplay by SKSProps - wow amazing..

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hinoneko:

konekoling:

vocaloidpics:

David Letterman is going to have a fascinating guest on The Late Night Show October 8th…

That’s right! It’s the blue-haired diva herself HATSUNE MIKU!!!! 

The official MIKU EXPO Twitter announced that the popular variety late night talk show, starring David Letterman and Paul Shaffer, will have Miku perform to show off the technologies of how a live concert would work. This is likely to promote the MIKU EXPO event which takes place a few days after that show. 

It’s good to know that Miku is expanding to places we never thought imaginable! 

(Info taken from MikuFan)

w hat the fuck is happening

my favorite thing about this is that it leads to one of two equally perfect conclusions:

a) david letterman has absolutely no idea what a vocaloid is and will have to suffer through his own talk show being briefly taken over by a chirping holographic cartoon robot teenager using technology he only vaguely understands, or

b) david letterman currently is/will soon be a fan of hatsune miku

(via atrociousfubear)

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